Update.....Lock Box Issue!!

Word on the Island Cove street is the lock box issue has once again reared it's ugly head....now the brain trust would like the owners to place a sticker on their lock box which corresponds to the sticker on their car.  Umm!! How about we have the real estate agents register their lock boxes with the office and have them placed in a designated area, say by the mailboxes or the workers garage or a holder/pole underneath the owners or......There has to be a better solution then the ones proposed by these gentlemen.....

I Pledge Allegiance....

The flag of the United States is one of the nation's most widely recognized symbols. Within the United States, flags are frequently displayed not only on public buildings but on private residences. The flag is a common motif on decals for car windows, and clothing ornaments such as badges and lapel pins. Throughout the world the flag has been used in public discourse to refer to the United States.......but I don't think it's ever been used like this. They are pledging allegiance to his pants!!!!

We Suck!!!!!

USA Hockey apparently had a hangover from the Canada game. In the bronze medal game against Finland, the American team suffered a humiliating 5-0 loss which saw them totally outclassed on both ends of the ice. Bottom line is we flat out sucked....not enough to move to Canada....but sucked!!!

USA vs CANADA.

Get ready!! Team USA plays Team Canada today in the Sochi Olympic men's hockey semifinals. It's the most anticipated event of the Olympics, because it's probably going to be incredible. I think it was a great strategic move letting the Canadian women win the gold in hockey yesterday, sort of gives the Canadian men's team false hope. The Americans have been playing the best hockey at the Olympics up to this point while Canada has looked susceptible at times, including their 2-1 victory over Latvia in the quarterfinals. The moment is now for the U.S..........................................................................................................

On the sixth day, God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes teeming with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants prosper, and I shall call these inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them."

Better Late Than Never..

A 101-year-old-man is running for Florida Congress, proving you are never too old to follow your dreams. John Newman, of Sarasota, is tossing his hat in the race for Floridas 16th Congressional District as a write-in candidate. If he wins, he would be the oldest freshman in Congress. The reason for this post is many of you in Island Cove probably went to school with John.

Dine and Dish

Since there hasn't been much to post about on the news front we thought we'd start a segment where we review restaurants in the Cape Coral/Ft. Myers area. We will post information about a random restaurant and if you've had an opportunity to dine there we'd like your feedback, whether good or bad. Also, if there's a restaurant you are thinking about dining at and would like to know if anyone has been there let us know which one and we will poll our 2 followers.

"Take Me Out to the Ballgame.........."

With the Super Bowl over, it's finally time for baseball and in the Ft. Myers area that means the Boston Red Sox. Pitchers and catchers are reporting today, February 15th, with the full team reporting on Feb 18th. As far as seasons go, the Boston Red Sox 2013 campaign was alright. It's hard to do better than a World Series championship, after all. So here's your chance to go watch the defending World Series Red Sox play ball. Oh!, just FYI I'm not a Red Sox fan but I'm not gonna reveal my team until I see how things start to take shape (you know, a front runner fan)..

...so, who's your team???

Follow Up to The Previous Post "Reviewing Survey........."

Before reading any further please refer to the previous post titled Reviewing the Island Cove Survey From 2011....more importantly read the response in the comment section from an anonymous poster. First, let me begin by saying the original post was a look into the survey and how the owners wishes were addressed by the Board. I wanted to see if the survey was given for a reason or if it was just to appease a group of owners who were demanding change. That being said, several of our concerns were met and others are at least being considered which is a far cry from what was previously discussed. Moving on, I couldn't agree with the poster more that the Island Cove Website is an embarrassment.....especially at $650/year.....try sending a work order form or any other form and you will rec. an error response indicating there is no recipient email address. We realize change is needed in the way the website is maintained, after all it's our only source of information regarding our community. I/we rarely look at the Island Cove website because of the simple fact that it is so far behind.....which in part was the reason for the creation of this website. After the inception of this website the "Entertainment" post popped up on the Island Cove website which made us wonder if that was being done in direct response to what we are trying to accomplish here.....just speculation...(we make note of the same fact in the "No News" post). As for this website ......... unfortunately, response has been minimal which makes it extremely difficult to post photos, upcoming events and general information which makes us wonder if it's even worth it. We are aware we are in our infant stage and it's going to take time to catch on but our mission has and will be to provide current and honest information regarding the Island Cove Community.....with a side of sarcasm of course. Time will tell and hopefully we can rely solely on the information provided on the Island Cove website and end what we are doing here. Anyway, trust me when I say your frustration is being felt by many and you are not alone.....and don't forget,  "Sign in at the pool".

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. 
Maya Angelo

Budweiser Clydesdales in the Cape

The iconic Budweiser Clydesdales are coming to Southwest Florida. The hitch team and red wagon will appear at multiple community events, including two stops in Cape Coral and the Fort Myers area. On Friday, Feb. 14, from 3-5 p.m., the team will be at the Shops at North Cape, 2481 Del Prado Blvd. The Clydesdales are an enduring symbol of Budweiser's commitment to quality and one of the world's most recognized corporate symbols and are usually the last thing I see before I pass out from too many "Buds". 

O Canada!!

To all of our Canadian friends I have to ask, "what is going on up there?" From the frozen tundras of Canada a nonprofit organization has installed Canada's first-ever crack pipe vending machine in Vancouver in an effort to curb the spread of disease. For the measly price of .25 cents this machine will dispense a Pyrex crack pipe. Now a coastie can get a pipe for less then a loonie! The war on drugs just took a strange turn.........

 

And just at a time when I was beginning to cheer for you at the Olympics!!!

Reviewing the Island Cove Survey from 2011

Some of you might remember the survey we were asked to complete several years ago regarding any changes or recommendations we the owners had for our community. Although its been awhile since the survey, I thought I would look back on some of our suggestions to see how far we have progressed.

• With regards to security one of our major concerns was people entering from the front to use our facilities. It appears preventative measures have been taken to rectify this problem. Status: Improving.
• Our concerns with the grounds dealt with the planting of more flowers. Status: On Going 
• Enhancements to the Club House included our requests for an ice machine, vending machine and a PA system. Status: Completed. 
• Enhancements to the complex included (in order of preference)

1. Gas or charcoal grills located strategically around the complex
2. Have the pool and spa open beyond dusk
3. Consider a better means to launching kayaks into the canals.

             I realize these things take time and its my understanding  #1 is already in progress, that being said  could you imagine the difference to our facility the completion of  #2 would make. Status: Hoping.

Considering where we were and how far we have come I would like to thank our current Board Members for taking the time to listen to our collective voices and begin to make the necessary improvements.
The survey can be found in the Island Cove website under reports.

Pool Question....

As viewed in the comment sections of the other posts some questions have been raised regarding the pool....today's (Feb 7th) opening time and the amount of guests allowed at the pool. We were able to find the following information:

• Please keep in mind that you are limited to a total of 6 people at the pool/spa and no more unless previously approved by the property manager and/or the Community Board.
• The rules for the pool and spa are posted both at the pool and in the clubhouse.  You are required to sign in each day at the clubhouse prior to entering the pool/spa.  By utilizing the pool and/or the spa you acknowledge that you will abide by all of the posted rules. The gate next to the parking lot is to be used for exit and emergency purposes.  Most importantly there is absolutely no glass or food allowed in the pool/spa or gazebo area.  Broken glass is extremely dangerous and any type of food including snacks such as peanuts, M&M's, crackers etc. attracts birds which may in turn begin to discharge excrement on the pool deck and in the pool itself which may result in the temporary closure of the pool area.  Failure to abide by these rules can result in the assessment of a fine, and/or loss of privilege to use the facility.
• Our request for today's start time was not returned. 

Bottom line is.....be on your best behavior at the pool because you never know who's watching!!!!

A New Water Feature

Rumor has it we are getting a new water fountain to replace the one which is currently spewing water a breathtaking 4 inches into the air. The new water fountain is said to change color and provide a larger spray of water. Hopefully romance abounds as lovers stand amazed and kids of all ages yelp with joy while viewing the wondrous artistry of Island Coves newest attraction. 

FINALLY!!!!!!

Finally some activity!!! For a while there I was beginning to think I was talking to myself. That being said, now I can get back to posting some senseless, meaningless information. Also, if anyone has any topics of interest that they would like to discuss please feel free and I will do my best to accommodate. Oh!! and don't forget "Sign in at the Pool"

Just Asking!!!!!

We are trying to figure out why we have to place our name, unit number and all other pertinent information on the key lock boxes. Now, if an undesirable is able to remove the key lock box they know which unit the key belongs to.........or better yet they can pick the unit they want. Happy Shopping!! No Sales Tax!!! Free Delivery!! No Layaway!!! File this under "Just Another Rule"

From the police blotter!!!!

A man was arrested after watching porn and masturbating in a McDonald's parking lot in Bonita Springs Thursday. It happened around 7:30 p.m. at the McDonald's on S. Tamiami Trail. When deputies arrived, they found a man sitting in a Mercedes Benz looking at pornographic pictures on a small laptop while masturbating. 

Apparently there was no "happy meal"-- or happy ending -- for this senior that day. 

No News!

Well, with limited or actually no participation coming out of Island Cove it has become increasingly difficult to post any upcoming events or activities being planned. We have noticed however, the Island Cove website is being updated with more frequency then it has been in the past which is very refreshing. One post in particular under the heading "2014 Entertainment Options" was well thought out and was our intention for this blog at its inception. Either way it's good to see that the concept has caught on and local entertainment options are being discussed and brought to the attention of others.

Free Interior Decorating Ideas!

We understand Mike and Sharon are looking to remodel their condo and are in need of some suggestions. Well all you had to do was ask!!! That's why we are here, to provide you free decorating and remodeling ideas from our vast wealth of interior designing knowledge. Attached you will find several photos of some recent endeavors which demonstrates our advanced designing techniques. Remember these are free!!!!!

Restroom in the Olympic Village in Sochi!

"Hey, can you pass the toilet paper please!" Or better yet, "Was that you or me?"......

WHAT!!!!!!!

Cold shelter opens tonight in Fort Myers!!!  With temperatures headed toward the freezing mark tonight The Salvation Army in Fort Myers is opening its doors to men, women and children who do not have safe shelter. The Salvation Army is also seeking donations of a few hundred pairs of new socks, warm hats and jackets. God Bless the Salvation Army and all that they do but it has to be 20 below 0 before they'll even turn the heat on in the Midwest!!! 

8 Pilot Whales Found Dead off the Florida Coast

Eight pilot whales have died in shallow waters off Floridas southwest coast, with six others remaining unaccounted for.  The Coast Guard has temporarily closed the area to traffic and ordered boaters to reduce speeds off the shores of Fort Myers. These whales usually make there home at least 20 miles off the Coast of Florida, so when they do swim inland it's often a sign they are suffering from some king of disease.

Super Bowl 2014

Super Bowl XLVIII is set as the Denver Broncos knocked off the Patriots and the Seahawks beat the 49ers on Sunday. I'm expecting a good game, as everyone should be. It's the Best of the NFC vs. the Best of the AFC. The best quarterback against the league's best defense. Now all we need is a place to watch the game!!!!

Area Golf Course Recommendations....

As with previous posts I don't actually expect any responses to this next question but I'm going to ask anyway......during our next visit we are hoping to get out and do some golfing, that being said are there any area golf course suggestions?

Up Coming Visit

Ok, the weather in Cape Coral is considerably better then in the Midwest but with a planned upcoming visit near the end of January I'd like to see it a few degrees warmer. Keeping our fingers crossed!!!!

Some Heart Breaking News!

A big part of my childhood has passed away, Dave Madden, the actor and comedian who played the curmudgeonly band manager on the popular 1970s TV series "The Partridge Family," died Thursday at a hospice in Jacksonville, Fla. He was 82.

The cause was complications of the blood disorder myelodysplastic syndrome, said his wife, Sandra.

Madden played Reuben Kincaid, who managed the family band and clashed with the wisecracking pre-teen bassist played by Danny Bonaduce.

The Partridge Family, the last true American Rock and Roll band. Now name one of their songs????

And The Hits Keep Coming!

One of the greatest actors of our generation has passed away, Russell Johnson who played the Professor in "Gilligan's Island" has died. 

Johnson, who played Professor Roy Hinkley, died of natural causes at his home in Washington.

Johnson was on the show from 1964 to 1967.   Johnson was not in the original opening of the show.  He and Mary Ann were referred to as "The rest."  But Bob Denver, who played Gilligan, insisted that they be included and that happened later.

The Professor, along with Gilligan who passed away in 2005, finally got off the Island. 

How Do I Post a Comment?

Again we've received several requests asking "how do we post a comment?"
First, simply click on the "No Comment" section at the bottom of any topic.
Second, type your comment in the "Enter Your Comment" box.
Third, tap on the box next to "Comment As" and make a selection....anonymous, etc.
And lastly, click on the "Publish".........we are getting bored over here!!!!!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!!!!

We have obtained Exclusive video from the Island Cove Aqua Fit Class....WATCH: outdoor exercise class.       

In all seriousness, if your New Years resolution is to get into shape or if you've simply decided to live a healthier life this is the perfect place to begin. Please take advantage of the exercise classes being offered in our pool here at Island Cove. 

Classes to start Friday January 10^th thru January 29th and will be held every Wednesday and Friday-10:30-11:15 – weather permitting. 

Your Favorite Restaurant....

We are looking to update the "Favorite Restaurant" section. Is there a restaurant you love to visit, whether because the food is fantastic, or because it's just a familiar and pleasant place to go with friends and family. What is unique about it? What is the best thing you've eaten there? What are it's most popular dishes?

Island Cove New Years Party

Cool Florida Website

For those of you interested in Florida attractions this website was forwarded to our blog so I thought I would share it with you. Unknown Florida

NFL Playoffs Begin.....

Ok, times are getting tough over here.....I need to supplement my income with the ever increasing price of alcohol and all of you Islandcovers sucking me dry!!!!  So, who ya got!!!!

Wake Up Class!!!!

How about a little class participation!!! Simply tap on the "No Comment" box at the bottom of any main post and tell us what's on your mind. Otherwise I'm gonna be forced to change this blog to "Castaway on Island Cove" cus I'm talking to myself!!!

"It"s Gonna Be Cold Today"

Said one Floridian to the other........With the temperature in Florida dropping down to the mid 70's, weird things start to happen in Florida when it gets chilly. The two Lori's will hug their captains tightly around their once robust chest; not so much for affection, maybe a little, but as a shield against the biting wind. ARE YOU KIDDING !!!!!!! It's -10 degrees in the Midwest..........get over it!!!

Happy New Year!!!!

There's only one way to welcome in a New Year and that's with GREAT friends...........a big Thank You to Mariana, Dee and all those involved for throwing the perfect New Years party.