Employment Opportunity

It's looking as though the blog is going to have to reach out to a new beat reporter because the one we currently employee has been seriously slacking off. We had high hopes when we brought this horseman on board and as expected he came out swinging with his first post. Soon after that though he began to take extended naps and cocktail breaks at the pool at we haven't heard from him since. With his checkered past and old age we took a chance, unfortunately it just hasn't worked out. With disgraced anchor Brian Williams looking for work we might be looking in his direction.....what the hell, we're not known for telling the truth anyway.