Attention! Problems Facing our Board!

Notwithstanding the aforementioned problem of weekly rentals, the Board is also facing many other issues that require immediate attention. With almost .05% of current Island Cove residents disobeying the speed limit it has been mentioned that we beautify our grounds with speed bumps. Nothing screams "welcome home" like a rounded ridge of concrete set crosswise into the pavement to prevent a select few a$$holes from disobeying the speed limit. What will eventually happen is these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump just to spite those responsible for installing them. How about we handle this another way and tell those who choose to speed to "slow the $&@? down!" On a 'smellier' note some residents are also failing to police the waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of their dogs......if you're playing a crossword puzzle at home that would be SHIT! The truth of the matter is for every pile of dog poop not picked up, decomposition begins and toxic bacteria seeps into the soil..the poop then carries deadly pathogens which in turn pollutes our fresh water supply. Because of this, for every pile of shit left behind 1 out of every 125 people succumb to fecal bacteria and die. (I just made the shit up) Clean up after your dogs you damn slobs nobody wants to look at that.....makes me wonder if you wipe your own ass! Otherwise, I'm gonna smear it all over your condo door and car door just like it ends up on my shoe. Problem 2 solved...I should have been a Board Member. Now on to the issue of converting the pool to salt water...of course one of the main reasons for the change would be the reduction of maintenance costs. Salt water pools can also be magnificent to swim in due to the soft, gentle feel of the water. The water will also not cause any irritation to sensitive skin and for people who are allergic to chlorine water pool, saltwater pools are defiantly the answer. In addition some of the main benefits of a salt water pool are it is easier on hair and eyes. So for ALL the IC residents with grey hair, bad eyes and wrinkled skin this pool should be a joy to swim in. Wait! that sounds like the pool we have now! Anyway, to the Board Members I say "good luck"....to sum it up none of us want to deal with "bumps of salty dog shit!"