A man was arrested after watching porn and masturbating in a McDonald's parking lot in Bonita Springs Thursday. It happened around 7:30 p.m. at the McDonald's on S. Tamiami Trail. When deputies arrived, they found a man sitting in a Mercedes Benz looking at pornographic pictures on a small laptop while masturbating.
Apparently there was no "happy meal"-- or happy ending -- for this senior that day.
He musta been excited waiting for his Cheeseburgers mang...give the bro a breakski ehski!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy you always goota do that at McDonalds yo???
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