Thursday, March 20, 2014
Failed retirement plan.....
Now that I am entering the waning years of my life it's time to start plotting my retirement. So in my desperate search for a retirement plan I discovered this.....Quicken Loans, the nation’s third largest mortgage lender announced it has teamed with Yahoo Sports as the technology provider for the now named ‘Quicken Loans Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge with Yahoo Sports’ contest. There it is, just pick the winning basketball teams in this years NCAA basketball tourney and I'm a billion dollars richer. Unfortunately, my first selection, Ohio State, loses in the first round...to Dayton......I don't even know where Dayton is........so now I'm back to square one. For crushing my retirement plan and more importantly my dreams I will never talk to a Ohio resident again...........unless they're buying of course!!!!!
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Steve, I am going to be flush for life. This nice Nigerian prince says they have money for me if I help them with an account. Also, I won the U.K. lottery. I don't remember buying a ticket, but it's on the internet so it must be true.
ReplyDeleteThis couldn't have come at a better time because I transferred all of my money overseas to help a distant relative or wealthy benefactor who has died and I can't collect my inheritance for a couple months.
ReplyDeleteLet's go look at mega-yacht's then!!
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